The Clinton camp should hire Too $hort, he would be getting much more outta their whores . . . When I was a wee lad, I remember watching Wayne's World on SNL, and they did a joke about Chelsea Clinton's less than stellar looks. The shit hit the fan over the skit - I remember Bubba vehemently blasting into SNL, NBC, and Mike Myers/Dana Carvey, and he had every right to. Some things are off limits, even for the President. However, the calculus changes when the former first daughter is no longer a teenage girl, but a Stanford educated democratic political operative. She has learned how to handle herself - hell, you could even call her nominally attractive. So when Billary sends her to woo a 21 year old male "superdelegate" in Wisconsin, or cold call donors and potential endorsers, pimping is exactly what it is. The righteous indignation hurled at David Shuster from the Billary camp comes off as phony and transparent this time around. And really, who knows whoring better than MSNBC's Hardball gasbag-in-waiting? Being the heir apparent to Chris Matthews . . . I would rather be a whore than a cable news anchor. More integrity.
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